“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
Reblogged from stopping kony with zayn
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
